Famous Quotes, the Computer
HAL would be proud. Here are some quotes about your good friend/sworn enemy, the computer. Who said what?
"In my end is my beginning." --T.S. Eliot
Quiz created by: Bill Graves
1. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
(#) Emo Philips
(#) Richard Pryor
(#) Robin Williams
(#) Jerry Seinfeld
2. Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build.
(#) Steve Wozniak
(#) Larry Ellison
(#) Steve Jobs
(#) Lee Iacocca
3. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
(#) Jack Kerouac
(#) Allen Ginsberg
(#) Pablo Picasso
(#) Steve Wozniak
4. Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
(#) J. K. Rowling
(#) Larry King
(#) Jerry Seinfeld
(#) Andy Rooney
5. I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
(#) Dave Barry
(#) Jeff Foxworthy
(#) Andy Rooney
(#) Jerry Seinfeld
6. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
(#) Larry Ellison
(#) Isaac Asimov
(#) Bill Gates
(#) Steve Jobs
7. I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created.
(#) Steve Wozniak
(#) Bill Gates
(#) Steve Jobs
(#) Larry Ellison
8. Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
(#) Steve Wozniak
(#) Steve Jobs
(#) Bill Gates
(#) Larry Ellison
9. What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?
(#) Bernard Bernanke
(#) Walter Mondale
(#) Lee Iacocca
(#) Steve Jobs
10. I think computer viruses should count as life.
(#) Isaac Asimov
(#) Gene Roddenberry
(#) Stephen Hawking
(#) Andy Rooney
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