So I Married Famous Quotes
Well, it's been over 9 years for me, and I've got a lot to say about marriage, but that's not why you're here. What did these other guys have to say about marriage?
"It's easier to stay out than to get out." -Mark Twain
Quiz created by: Bill Graves
1. A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
(#) John Steinbeck
(#) Elizabeth Taylor
(#) Larry King
(#) Gloria Steinem
2. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
(#) George Carlin
(#) Larry King
(#) Zsa Zsa Gabor
(#) W.C. Fields
3. Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
(#) Marilyn Monroe
(#) Zsa Zsa Gabor
(#) Joan Rivers
(#) Elizabeth Taylor
4. He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
(#) Elizabeth Taylor
(#) Eva Gabor
(#) Zsa Zsa Gabor
(#) Mae West
5. How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?
(#) Elizabeth Taylor
(#) Angelina Jolie
(#) Oscar Wilde
(#) Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
(#) Rita Rudner
(#) Lily Tomlin
(#) Diane Keaton
(#) Kathy Griffin
7. I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
(#) Joan Rivers
(#) Sally Struthers
(#) Melissa Rivers
(#) Bette Davis
8. If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
(#) George Carlin
(#) Larry King
(#) Alan King
(#) Lewis Black
9. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
(#) Gloria Steinem
(#) Joan Crawford
(#) Katherine Hepburn
(#) Arianna Huffington
10. It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
(#) Robert Redford
(#) Robert Frost
(#) George Carlin
(#) Mel Brooks
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