Can you tell I like sports? Who said what?"The doer alone learneth." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Quiz created by: Bill Graves
1. If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
2. If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
3. f we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
4. If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
5. If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
6. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
7. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
8. It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
9. It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
10. Life is about timing.
