That's too funny to be true!!! Isn't it? You tell me...
Quiz created by: Bill Graves
1. Microsoft employee tells customer he's "too stupid to own a computer."
2. Man dies in sleep due to own farts.
3. General Motors CEO press release responding to Bill Gates comparison of computers & cars.
4. Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometers are "personally tested".
5. Michigan threatens to fine beavers for failing to remove their dam.
6. A 'Dear Abby' colulmn included a letter taken from an episode of 'The Simpsons'.
7. Australian programmers added armed kangaroos to military defense simulation program.
8. Newspaper announced Daylight Savings Time contest to see who could save the most daylight.
9. Saddam Hussein once starred in gay porn films.
10. Chihuahuas are actually rodents bred to look like dogs.
