"I thought we lost you like we did Mom and Dad."
"You have to wear pants to work."
"My dad was an original person."
"Look at the blond-headed monkey!"
"He's getting pretty big to be carried."
"Anybody got a drink for this Greaser?"
"We got two more in the backseat."
"Why don't y'all sit with us and protect us?"
"Curly always said you were a good kid."
"You didn't know his other side."
"Are you a real redhead?"
"You're starved? Try baloney for four days."