Let's face it.....you are a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie
I can't believe you can't get me out of this.
Do you realize you made yourself 42 years old?
I'm not a nympho-maniac......I'm a compulsive liar
The chick cannot hold de smoke. Dats what it is!
Are you a virgin, Claire?
No! I never did it!
Some days I just wished my knee would give....
Your middle name is 'Ralph', as in "puke"
It was a flare gun.....went off in my locker
