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<h1>King of the Hill Quotes</h1><p>Who said what?</p>
<p>Quiz created by: <a href="http://www.amiwrong.com/authors/jeremyrogers.shtml">Jeremy Rogers</a></p><br>1. "Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia."
<div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Bill</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Hank</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Peggy</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Dale</div>
<br>2. "You cannot make authentic guacamole out of lima beans and Ritz crackers."
<div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Bobby</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Nancy</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Peggy</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Hank</div>
<br>3. "I'm a little worried about being a slut."
<div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Bill</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Luanne</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Dale</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Bobby</div>
<br>4. "Guns don't kill people. The Government does."
<div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Dale</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Boomhauer</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Bill</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Hank</div>
<br>5. "I like beer. Don't you like beer? I mean, I love beer."
<div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Bill</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Hank</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Dale</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Bobby</div>
<br>6. "I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
<div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Cotten</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Peggy</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Hank</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Topsy</div>
<br>7. "That's my purse!  I don't know you!"
<div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Bobby</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Connie</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Dooley</div><div style="padding-left: 20px;">(#) Chang Wassonasong</div>
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