Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Ring the bell, toot the horn
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet
We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Go right to the source
To the heel of his rawhide shoe
Pass the Roman Senators, pass an armored knight
Love and laughter, tears and sadness and happiness
There's a bear in there
Is she blond? Is she tall?
