The Simpsons Quotes
Match the quote with the person who said it.
Quiz created by: Jeremy Rogers
1. Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
(#) Homer
(#) Bart
2. D'oh!
(#) Homer
(#) Bart
3. So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."
(#) Homer
(#) Lenny
4. I made Bart in my pants!
(#) Milhouse
(#) Ralph
5. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
(#) Comic Book Guy
(#) Chief Wiggum
6. Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
(#) Troy McClure
(#) Lionel Hutz
7. Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
(#) Lionel Hutz
(#) Troy McClure
8. All right youngens, bath time. Cover up your eyes and drop your britches! Who wants wax?
(#) Cletus
(#) Brandine
9. We drove 2,000 miles for this?
(#) Hank Hill
(#) Homer
10. I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
(#) Flanders
(#) Maude
11. Oh dear. I've re-dork-ulated!
(#) Lisa
(#) Professor Frink
12. I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
(#) Current Mr. Burns
(#) Future Mr. Burns
13. My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
(#) Marge
(#) Grampa
14. Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!
(#) Apu
(#) Apu's Dad
15. Well let me ask you this: shut up.
(#) Mayor Quimby
(#) Chief Wiggum
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