Pick the the TV show the quote appeared in. All television shows in this quiz were released during the decade of the 2000s
1. Death is kind of like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed.
2. I was so devastated by my divorce that I barely finished the eleventh grade.
3. I thought a change of location would help. It didn't. I'm hoping a change of vocation will.
4. Last time I went on a date was the opening night of Dances With Wolves. I had on MC Hammer pants and a gold earring.
5. Man, I hate it when strippers talk about their kids.